dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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