I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
