Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize
