when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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