Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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