can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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