i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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