farters have to be the big spoon...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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