wanna go halves on a baby?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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