Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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