Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
