oh god the rape fog is back!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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