Kiss
Puke
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Come on in and take your pants off
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