There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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