I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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