If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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