physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?