No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...