so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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