just come out here and I will go home with you...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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