that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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