Dual....:-)
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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