Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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