Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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