Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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