We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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