So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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