Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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