Me too!
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
