just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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