I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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