That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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