I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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