Joe is yelling at the trees again.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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