Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
