yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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