i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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