i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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