I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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