I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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