ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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