Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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