i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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