you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Randomize
