carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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