apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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