Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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