I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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