remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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