There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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