Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
