She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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