My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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