And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Porn is love you can see.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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