just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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