Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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