why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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