THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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