I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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